Gwyneth Paltrow’s Spread

I originally found this news through the swagbucks site. All I can say is that when I found about it, I was like “Eww.” I’m sorry, but when I think of Gwyneth Paltrow, I don’t think of words like “sexy.” When I think of “sexy,” I think of someone like Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum, or Tyra Banks. To me, Gwyneth Paltrow does not exude sexuality. She’s a stick figure and doesn’t look much better than the stick thin models of the runway. I find that Kathy Griffin’s description of Gwyneth in the following video is pretty accurate.

Mia Wasikowska vs. Gwyneth Paltrow

On the 13th, I went to see Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland as a kill-two-birds-with-one-stone thing. Anyway, as I was watching the movie, I was thinking to myself that Mia Wasikowska reminded me of someone. When I thought about it more, it dawned on me that Mia reminded me of a young Gwyneth Paltrow. I say that because they’re both skinny, blonde, and pale. Anyway that’s just what I think.